Last Exit Before 30...

Dec 23

Black mom faces, thanks to the formidable Clair Huxtable.

1. The “What the hell did you just say to me?!?!”

2. The “I’m giving you enough rope to hang yourself”

3. The “Do you think I’m stupid?”

Dec 23

Get it!

Nov 29
It’s handled!  Glug!  Glug!  Glug!

It’s handled!  Glug!  Glug!  Glug!

Nov 13
This was enough to keep me off uppers…at least until college.

This was enough to keep me off uppers…at least until college.

Nov 13

tumblrbot said: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Robots

Oct 25
When they start playing YOUR song at the club…

When they start playing YOUR song at the club…

Oct 25
Madame Delphine LaLaurie: future Fox News correspondent

Oct 25
My routine toast when I go to NYC, San Francisco, DC or some other gay urban paradise.

My routine toast when I go to NYC, San Francisco, DC or some other gay urban paradise.

Oct 01
Finding the right shade is so hard for a sista!

Finding the right shade is so hard for a sista!

Oct 01

-What’s that thing you put your stuff in?

-Your mouth?

DIE!